Three guys die together and go to heaven....

St. Peter says, "We only have one rule...don't step on the ducks as they are God's favorite creation."

They enter heaven and see ducks everywhere, and it's almost impossible to not  step on a duck. The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here comes St. Peter with the  biggest, ugliest woman he'd ever seen... St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman forever."

The next day the second guy steps on a duck...Sure enough, St. Peter comes with  another ugly woman and chains them together. Seeing this, the third guy is very, very careful. He goes for months and doesn't step on any ducks. One day, St. Peter comes along with this beautiful woman: Blonde, blue-eyed, very young and very sexy. He chains them together and leaves without a word. The man remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve this good fortune?" And the Blonde says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck .
  

 

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