The Lost Dr. Seuss Book -  I Love My Job

  I love my Job, I love the Pay!
  I love it more and more each day.
  I love my Boss; he is the best!
  I love his boss and all the rest.

  I love my Office and its location -
  I hate to have to go on vacation.
  I love my furniture, drab and gray,
  and the paper that piles up every day!

  I love my chair in my padded Cell!
  There's nothing else I love so well.
  I love to work among my Peers -
  I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

  I love my Computer and its Software;
  I hug it often though it don't care...
  I love each Program and every File,
  I try to understand once in a while!!

  I'm happy to be here, I am I am;
  I'm the happiest Slave of my uncle Sam.
  I love this Work:  I love these Chores.
  I love the Meetings with deadly Bores.

  I love my Job - I'll say it again -
  I even love these friendly Men -
  These men who've come to visit today
  In lovely white coats to take me away!!!!